Me, Myself and Fred
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I would like one please
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Maurice still has my lord of the rings special extended version box set and I wont see him until the exhibition and I want to watch them now but I don’t want to text him because I don’t think it’s right to have his number in my phone let alone message him and he might think it’s because I miss him when in actual fact I just want to indulge in the fantasy trilogy of love, compassion and friendship and laugh at how I know all the lines to the films and allow golem to make me smile because he’s so cute but so hideously ugly and it’s all such a dilemma.
i didn’t laugh, i promise
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“And I like Vicki, and she like me back! And she showed me her boobies and I like them too!”
My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.
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Cheers.
I have a 98 hour long song on my iTunes and it’s beautiful.


